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Sep 7, 2013

THE BLONDE NEWLYWED DAILY COOKBOOK

Monday
It’s going to be fun to cook for my husband.  Today I made angel food cake.  The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.  The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.

Tuesday
He wanted fruit salad with dinner.  The recipe said serve without dressing.  So I didn't dress.  Imagine my surprise when he brought a friend home for supper.

Wednesday
A good day for rice.  He loves rice.  The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.  It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.  I can't say it improved the rice though.

Thursday
Today he asked for salad again so I tried a new recipe.  It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.  He asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

Friday
I found an easy recipe for cookies.  It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.   There must have been something wrong with this recipe.  When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday
He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.  He asked me to dress it for Sunday.  I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.

Sunday
I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger.  Suddenly I had a flash of genius.  I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week!  I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe.  If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

(from an email.... too funny not to share!)